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Look Ma, No Pants

Posted in politics, Random Thoughts, travel, tagged , , , , on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

This week, Newt Gingrich tweeted that in light of the Nigerian “underpants” bomber, we need to start profiling “dangerous” people. My question is what does a “dangerous” person look like? I don’t buy his twit logic. But I’m really afraid now that not only are we going to have to take off our shoes before [...]

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Random Thoughts for 9/10/09

Posted in Random Thoughts on September 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I don’t really like vampires who can walk around in the daylight. That’s just not right. Who knew yelling “You Lie” to POTUS could mean almost half a million dollars in campaign contributions to your opponent? Joe and Mark might want to book a trip to Argentina together and let South Carolina rise again. It’s [...]

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Get Clean & Get Right

Posted in Random Thoughts on September 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Sometimes my best ideas and best problem solving occurs while I’m in the shower. Must be something about the steam and the soap. Wouldn’t it be great if we could solve all the world’s problems simply by getting clean? Forget beer summits. We should have shower summits. Get your own stall, your favorite soap, steam [...]

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Random Thoughts For 9/1/09

Posted in popular culture, Random Thoughts, tagged , , , , on September 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

My dog is so regular, I wish he could poop diamonds.  I’d be rich, Bitch! Why is Nick Cannon growing a mustache? MaryJane by Rick James was playing in Trader Joe’s the other night.  I almost started to dance and sing out loud. Do you Do you Do you Do you think you love me, [...]

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Random Thoughts for 8/13/09

Posted in Random Thoughts on August 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Please, Lord. Do not let Mel Gibson’s pregnant girlfriend ever sing in public again. Is the Obama “death panel” taking applications? And is that a “green” job? Does Sarah Palin know she’s an unemployed quitter twitter tweeter? Are town hall meetings the new WWF? Is anger the new swine flu? It’s the 40th anniversary of [...]

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Random Thougts for 8/1/09

Posted in pets, Random Thoughts, recession, tagged , , , , , , on August 1, 2009 | 1 Comment »

The various stimulus programs have pretty much been a bust for me. I didn’t qualify for the last two stimulus checks in the mail. And because my car gets 20 mpg, I also don’t qualify for the oh so popular Cash for Clunkers. Bummer. I was cringing today as I paid $15 for 5 1/2 [...]

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Signs of the Apocalypse or Random Musings for 7/22/09

Posted in Random Thoughts, recession, Tomfoolery, tagged , , , , on July 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

ATTENTION ALL NEGROES:  If you are over 50 years old, a learned scholar, walk with a cane, and have difficulty opening the front door of your own home, you will be arrested for being  a grown ass man in your own house. I learned a new word this week– mancession–a recession in which most of [...]

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Wanna Fight?

Posted in entertainment, movies, popular culture, Random Thoughts, womanhood on June 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

The other day I was walking past some dude and I thought to myself, “I could take him.” And I don’t mean just a random squabble, but I mean fisticuffs, hand to hand combat, if you will. There was no rhyme or reason to this thought and it just flitted into my head out of [...]

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5 Random Thoughts for 5/27/09

Posted in PIMPIN', politics, popular culture, Random Thoughts, Tomfoolery on May 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Why is it that anytime a POC and/or woman makes a comment about his/her marginalization, he/she is labeled a racist? Why does Newt Gingrich have a twitter account and over 300,000 followers? What makes a man wear a periwinkle-colored suit, a pink tie and a pink hat?  [No kidding, I saw such an outfit on [...]

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