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Wouldn’t it be nice if all the world’s problems, from wars to pettitfoggery [yes-that is a word], could be solved over a beer? I suppose Obama is trying to lead by example in inviting Skip Gates and Sergeant Crowlely of the Cambridge police over to the White House for a (Miller Light, Coors, Sam Adams?) [...]

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Although he has acted like a total jackass toward Obama since leaving office, Cheney has asked Obama to extend his Secret Service detail for six more months. I can only imagine how many threats he’s getting these days. Still, Cheney is such a tool and chump. Luckily, my president is gracious and has agreed to [...]

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Attorney Orly Taitz is seemingly on a determined mission to prove that President Obama is not a U.S. citizen. So focused is her mission that she is even taking Paypal donations on her website. In addition, she is representing a soldier who is challenging his deployment based on Obama’s citizenship. Me thinks Ms. Taitz has [...]

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It’s the start of the first full week of Obama’s presidency and he’s taking care of business, Bitches!  This week he’s been working Congress over on the bailout, he’s offered to open diplomacy toward the “Muslim World,” and he told CitiGroup where to stick their $50 million dollar plane.  That’s what I’m talkin’ about!  I [...]

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Why is my dog so stubborn? Now that the Inauguration is over, how will we occupy our time? Grey’s Anatomy: How does one break a penis? And should you cuddle with the one who broke it? Will anyone watch For the Love of Ray J on VH1? Did Don Cheadle really want to be in [...]

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Hope & Work

Hope has arrived in Washington and now we have work to do.  I have so glad this day has arrived and I am humbled by the mission of responsibility President Obama has layed down before us.  I am so happy even in the face of such dire times.  Now we have someone in charge who [...]

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So today I came home to find the fire hydrant behind my condo complex gushing water.  Someone had put a cone by it and an “out of service” sign, but no one bothered to shut the water off.  I can’t tell you how many times that hydrant has been broken and empty or broken and [...]

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So Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich (aka Mr. Vich) selected former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris to replace Obama in the U.S. Senate.  WHAT?  Never mind that everyone and anyone has said that they would not accept any candidate selected by Mr. Vich.  After all, that is why Patrick Fitzgerald rushed to expose Mr. Vich’s attempts [...]

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So What?

So what if Rick Warren is giving the innaugural invocation?    Obama said he would be everyone’s president and he’d bring everyone to the table, even if he did not agree with every person’s ideas and beliefs.  Why be outraged?  It’s wasted energy.

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This year has been a trifecta of politicians gone wild.  There was Eliott Spitzer, Kwame Kilpatrick, and now Governor Rod Blagojevich of Illinois.  If I was going to do a movie on the three I might call it “Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer.”  Mr. Vich [I refuse to spell out his whole name through out this whole [...]

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