The various stimulus programs have pretty much been a bust for me. I didn’t qualify for the last two stimulus checks in the mail. And because my car gets 20 mpg, I also don’t qualify for the oh so popular Cash for Clunkers. Bummer. I was cringing today as I paid $15 for 5 1/2 gallons of gas today. But I’m blessed to have a job, a short commute, and four wheels, dings and all.
Who do they think they’re fooling? Starbucks is going around changing the name in certain neighborhood stores to appear…less corporate? less poised for world domination? Whatever. I get my $4 lattes from Caribou anyway.
The SciFi channel has changed its name to SyFy. Nonsense. Who said phonetic spellings make everything better? I like good old fashioned American English, thank you.
GMA reported today that dogs are smarter than cats. Woo hoo! It also could be that your cat’s just not into you and your stupid human tricks.
Anyway, here’s my resident genius:
I still can’t believe that I didn’t qualify for a stimulus check. Like a college student and her husband that work three jobs together don’t need or deserve any stimulus? Sorry to hear that you didn’t qualify either.