Amused Musings On A Slightly Absurd World

What’s all this blabbering and dithering about soul mates and that “spark.” This is not a time to be romantic and sappy. You abused the trust of your constituents, left your state unattended, and may have used state funds to pay for your trips to meet your “luvah.” That’s all we care to know. No one wants to hear you spill your cheesy guts. And worst of all, how can you treat your wife so callously–you’ll try to fall back in love? I hope she slaps you in your pathetic, blubbering, hypocritical face. If I want to hear or see such drivel, I’ll watch Lifetime.