This weekend while shopping at Macy’s, I gave into corporate greed and bought two pair of Hanes Ultrasheer Pantyhose in “Cocoa.” “Java” and “Gentlebrown” were just a shade too dark. I shelled out $14.00 for just two pair and it saddens me because if Hanes still made and Target still sold the “Honey” day sheer I long for, then I could have had three pair for $12. Anyway, it’s cold in this beast and I had to do something. Also, 100% of you who responded said they preferred their cold, bare, ashy legs to joining the no nude pantyhose letter campaign. And so my protest goes out with a wimper and I’m retiring this subject. The end.