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United States Senator Richard Shelby (R-AL) has put a blanket hold on all 70 of the Obama Administration’s nominees awaiting confirmation. He’s holding out until certain earmarks are awarded to the great state of Alabama. What a “dick.”

A man in Augusta is starting a basketball league for natural born white Americans only. Again, I don’t make this ish up. See here. The founder of the All American Basketball Alliance cites finger flipping and crotch grabbing as undesirable elements that have infiltrated mainstream leagues. Frankly, I don’t think it’s right to discriminate against Canadians and Europeans in this manner. WHATEVER.

Karma Hunting

Someone on a hunting party with Georgia Insurance Commissioner John Oxendine was shot in the leg. Proof positive that you may get shot while hunting with a Dick.

Enuf Said, Bitches

HELP HAITI

Text YELE to 501501 donate $5 to Haiti relief efforts.

Today, Pat Robertson told a “true” story and said the reason Haiti has suffered such a great catastrophe is because years ago the Haitians made a pact with the devil to run the French imperialists out. See it for yourself:

I really have no words. The sad part is he may not be the only one who believes the crap that comes out of his mouth. For other people with sense in their head and who want to help Haiti through this great tragedy, you can text YELE to 501501 and automatically donate $5 to relief efforts

WTF Moment of the Week

This week, Rudy Giuliani actually formed his lip-less mouth to say that there was no act of terror on US domestic soil during the Bush administration. Really. I’m not lying. See here:

WHAT? What is in the pipe he’s been smoking? Snoop Dogg would be jealous. I need some of that ish. If I could bottle it and sell it, I’d be rich, Beyotch!

In addition to being afire and falling into the ocean, California is now exporting their Chihuahuas. Californians are apparently over their fascination with the dogs and have been turning them in left and right to shelters. Rather than euthanize them, the little poopers are being sent to new homes in other states. I am happy the little poopers have somewhere to go.

Time Magazine is touting the past ten years as one of the worst decades ever. (See here). I can’t say I disagree. We opened the decade with a stolen election, developed a deep intimacy of a hanging chad, experienced the worst act of terrorism on American soil, entered into two drawn out wars with massive losses of life ( one of my law school classmates died early on in Afghanistan), saw the collapse of Enron and Worldcom who took the savings of hardworking people with them, had a financial meltdown, and the King of Pop died. Damn, what else is there to live for?

But I must say, 2008 was the best year. Watching the most historic presidential campaign ever was edge-of-the-seat good. And when we voted for change, I had chills. And I know Obama’s administration is not going to solve all our problems and nothing is going to happen overnight. Contrary to some, he is not in fact a “magical negro.” But I think we can now approach pressing issues with more thought, planning, enlightenment, intelligence, and dare I say hope.

Here’s hoping the next 10 years will be better than we could imagine.

Happy New year.

Look Ma, No Pants

This week, Newt Gingrich tweeted that in light of the Nigerian “underpants” bomber, we need to start profiling “dangerous” people. My question is what does a “dangerous” person look like? I don’t buy his twit logic. But I’m really afraid now that not only are we going to have to take off our shoes before going through security, we may also need to take off our pants. OH NO. Or wear crazy form fitting outfits that hide nothing. YIKES. (Watch out for my rolls, ya’ll.)

Really, I think the key from this whole incident is to be vigilant and take action when ish goes down. [That guy should have been on a no-fly or extra security list.] BUT, are we going to turn into a nation of snitches?

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